Create a short story, piece of memoir, or epic poem that is 26 sentences long, in which the first sentence begins with “A” and each sentence thereafter begins with the next letter of the alphabet.
Apparently we’re trapped in high school. Because high school is so grand. Can’t we just agree on that? Definitely!
Everyone is so enthused about high school. Float away on your magic tropic of destinies, for high school is where dreams come true, according to Tinkerbelle and Winnie the Poo. Goooo, High School!
Hello old classes, old teachers, old stresses. I’d like to greet each and every one of you. Just because you were so great.
Lollipops were awarded to me in middle school, just for existing. Man it was nice to have a theatre arts director who also played the role of Candy Man. Not like there were lollipops in high school. Only dirty bathroom tiles.
People in high school: erratic, hormonal, insecure, and most importantly, selfish. Questioning who they are and who they aren’t. Reasoning with God the Almighty, praying for bigger triceps, a C-cup or even a larger…Sick! Testing everything out, which is pretty sick. Under the wisdom of their demented role models. Velvet Underground–“Lady Godiva’s Operation”/s, only nobody’s getting an operation and hopefully the nude students aren’t strutting their stuff in the hallways. Wondering who they are.
X chromosomes. Y chromosomes.